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"It’s so beautiful to kiss someone who actually means a lot to you."
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“And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.” —Unknown #TodaysMantra
painting by Januz Miralles
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“don’t teach basic feminism to children, let them form their own thoughts and ideas!!!”
*forces gender roles and heterosexuality on children from birth*
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"A snake was hit by a car. A woman picks him up, feeds him, and gets him to a full state of health. But then he bites her, injecting her with his deadly poison. On her death bed, she asked “after all I did why me?” The snake responds “you knew I was a snake when you picked me up.”"
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(Source: New York Magazine)
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(Source: flickr.com)
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my favorite jokes
- when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
- calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
- trolling beetles fans
- severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)
- Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
- Everyone is in on a joke
incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)
- when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
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If I ever don’t reply to your message right away:
- I’m not ignoring you
- I’m probably out or working or with someone
- I’ve possibly forgotten and will remember soon
- I may not have got or seen the notification
- I’m not ignoring you
- You’re free to send me a message like ‘oi’
- I may be in a bad mood and will reply when I’m happier
- I am not annoyed
- I am not holding a grudge
- You’ve literally done nothing wrong
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I’m not ignoring you
- I’m not ignoring you